Law school finals
finally ended last week, on Thursday actually. On Friday I was forced to sit through a 3
hour mandatory orientation for an externship I'm doing this summer. During the orientation I learned very little, except that apparently common sense is lacking among some of my peers.
(Yes, I know that no one wants to go to a mandatory training at 9 a.m. on Friday, after you just finished your torts final the day before, but really, don't complain about it loudly in the men's bathroom, when a judge, and your orientation presenter, is standing next to you. Common sense equals professionalism, in most cases.)
Despite the short weekend to recover from the two and a half weeks of finals, on Monday, at 9
a.m., the Law Review candidacy opened. Because working full time prevents me
from following the traditional law student route of summer clerkships and
summer associate positions, last year I tried to write on to the law review to
help make me somewhat more
marketable. I was so scarred by the
experience that I couldn't write about it for an entire year.
(Please, God, let me
get a job when I graduate!)
Since I decided to
attempt the Law Review write-on competition, I expected to spend 20 or so hours
during the two weeks after the semester ended to complete the packet. Then I downloaded it.
The case comment was
20 pages long. The sourcing section was immense. The bluebooking exercise crazy. Seeing the reality of the candidacy process,
I readjusted my schedule, knowing that I'd
be spending 2 hours every night after work and the baby was asleep
working on it, and my entire 3 day
Memorial Day weekend was suddenly going to be one long writing fest.
The Chef was at a kung fu performance in Moab, so I spend the entire 3 days on the couch, with my laptop and trusty bluebook, and attacked the candidacy packet. I labored, I struggled, and finally had the sourcing and bluebooking section finished. I started reading the cases I'd need to incorporate into my 20 page case comment for the final section.
And then, at 11:30 p.m. on Monday evening, knowing that I'd have to go back to work at 8 the next morning, and knowing that no matter how many John Wayne war movies played in the background, this candidacy packet was going to defeat me. I wasn't going to be able to finish the case comment in time to submit it. Why was I torturing myself like this?
I was driving myself crazy trying to finish this case comment, and then even after
all that blood, sweat, and tears, completing the packet doesn't even
mean an automatic acceptance onto the Law Review board.
So I shut down my computer, plumped my pillow, and fell asleep to AMC's Memorial Day war movie marathon in the background. I didn't complete the packet, and thus didn't get onto the famed Law Review. But that fall I completed the write on competition for another law review at my law school, one focused on natural resources law and water law in the West. I completed the packet and was accepted onto the not-so-elite journal. I'm thrilled. But it has caused me to work harder than ever. For no grade, but the hope that the little line on my resume that says, Staff Editor, "A Law Review" will actually help me get a job. Maybe.
My heart goes out to all the students who are right now pulling out their hair, hoping that their attempts to get on the Law Review will pay off.
This is why law students are crazy. The law semester just ended, we're still recovering from finals, and then we have to rush for the next two weeks to complete a crazy competition to earn the chance to work like a slave for free for two years.
But, we're smart,
right? We chose this exquisite torture.
We may be smart, but
we're certainly not sane.
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